bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

dietchola:

you know that one piece of clothing that you own that you’re just absolutely in love with and you would wear it every day even if it means you look like a trashy hobo

zerrie:

Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour 

julieidc:

Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone

fightthewhispers:

Sorry about my belly pooch, that’s just where I like to keep my organs.